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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3866 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
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