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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 41
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Ores Mined: 8975 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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