hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss. but wait, there’s more! on dis server, we got senolytic drug ABT-263 dat accelerates ovarian aging in older female mice, like wut even is dat? who cares, it’s freakin awesome! so come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and awesomeness, den u might regret it. but seriously, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 5296 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

    Holy Fuck Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

    – The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

    – Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 601

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Say Thank You Minecraft SMP

    Say Thank You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyHub Minecraft Server

    CraftyHub Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this Reddit post? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this husband’s questionable decision-making skills.

    Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can road trip with your friends, fly postpartum, or even leave your partner behind to attend a big adult party! Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of making questionable decisions and facing the consequences, just like the characters in this Reddit post. Join our server now and see if you’re the real AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5742
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • StepdadlessCraft

    StepdadlessCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic? Look no further! Join our server where you can choose between your real dad, stepdad, or even a random uncle as the most important male figure in your life.

    Experience the drama as your stepdad tries to win your affection by offering to adopt you, only to be rejected. Watch as he struggles to be a second father figure while you continue to treat him like your mom’s husband.

    Celebrate Father’s Day by not getting him a card or gift, because who needs a stepdad anyway? Explore the awkwardness of family dynamics in a virtual world like never before. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ToxicCraft: FriendZoned

    ToxicCraft: FriendZoned
    Are you tired of toxic friendships in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to toxic friends forever! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never betray you or steal your diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky real-life friendships. So why stay in toxic friendships when you can join our server and make lifelong virtual pals instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SangriaCraft: Where Sangria lovers unite to build and mine in a tipsy vanilla world!

    SangriaCraft: Where Sangria lovers unite to build and mine in a tipsy vanilla world!

    SangriaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    ➼ Who We Are
    At SangriaCraft, our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without overbearing restrictions or toxic players. Say goodbye to hackers and griefers and join a community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts eager to share a great time together.
    We prioritize transparency and community input. Our financials are openly shared, ensuring every contribution benefits the community. Changes are polled and require 80% approval to be implemented. If a poll fails, we review and consider potential improvements.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join SangriaCraft server?

    To join SangriaCraft, you need to fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server. Visit the #Applications channel in our Discord for more information on plugins and data packs being used.

    2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    SangriaCraft aims to provide a free and enjoyable Minecraft experience without overbearing restrictions. However, we do have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community atmosphere.

    3. Can I participate in events on the server?

    Yes, SangriaCraft hosts various events such as Mario Party Minigames. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events and join in the fun!

    4. How can I report hackers or griefers?

    If you encounter any hackers or griefers on the server, please report them to the server staff either through Discord or in-game. We take actions to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Runes Activated: 6
    Emeralds Found: 3778 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with dumb anime girls galore! From waifus to tsunderes, we’ve got them all waiting for you to join and be their senpai. But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical NPCs – they’ll challenge you to build the craziest structures and go on epic quests to prove your worthiness. So if you’re a fan of both Minecraft and dumb anime girls, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 725 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Starry Street Minecraft SMP

    Starry Street Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP inspired by the one and only Hoshimachi Suisei! We’ve got more drama than a K-drama marathon and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

    Join us for epic events like the Hoshimachi Suisei Live Tour 2024 – Spectra of Nova, where you can experience the thrill of a virtual concert right in your Minecraft world! And don’t forget to check out our exclusive Suisei x KAF Interview, where things get more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all! We’ve got music galore, from Suisei’s latest hits to remixes that will make your ears bleed (in a good way, of course). And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop on over to our Music Space & NHK Radio area (VPN required, because we like to live dangerously) for some tunes that will make you question reality itself.

    So what are you waiting for? Scrap and build your way to victory on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server

    SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of using a phone with less storage than a potato? Do you want to take photos and videos without your camera quality making them look like they were taken on a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your potato problems!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without worrying about running out of space. Our server is so spacious, you can store all the virtual memories you want without any pesky system files taking up valuable potato space.

    And if you’re feeling a bit salty because your younger sister got a better phone at a younger age, don’t worry! On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment based on their phone quality. Plus, we have virtual iPhones for everyone to use, so you can snap those virtual selfies in style.

    So why wait for your parents to replace their phones when you can join our server and upgrade to a virtual iPhone 11 with just a few clicks? Don’t be a potato, join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to potato problems forever!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PeriodPalsMC

    PeriodPalsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some co-parenting chaos! Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over parenting decisions.

    Experience the thrill of waiting to tell your ex about your daughter’s first period! Will you choose to inform him immediately or wait for your daughter to do it herself? The choice is yours in this exhilarating Minecraft world.

    Join now for a chance to navigate through passive-aggressive messages, one-sided decisions, and accusations of manipulation. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate co-parenting adventure in Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    so, like, u kno how russia is all like, “we make list of unfriendly countries”? well, dis server is like dat list, but for minecraft! we target moralty, like, if u not nice to ur fellow players, u get banned! but don’t worry, we also have, like, epic builds and mini games and stuff. plus, we have secret russian spies watching u at all times, so u better be on ur best behavior! join now for a wild ride of fun and spyness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Point Clarity

    Pixel Point Clarity
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

    1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

    2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

    3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

    4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

    BLAST Premier is a global esports tournament series featuring top teams from around the world competing in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Founded in 2019, the tournament is known for its innovative format and high production value, drawing in millions of viewers across various streaming platforms. BLAST Premier has quickly become one of the premier events in the CS:GO competitive scene, offering substantial prize pools and showcasing some of the best players and teams in the game.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Mines Excavated: 3515
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Lagland Survival server!

    Lagland Survival is a semi-vanilla, comfortable and cozy server. On our project you can relax, have a good time with your friends, and also do your favorite thing, from creating grandiose buildings to battles with other players.

    Supported versions – JAVA from 1.21 to 1.21.1Our IP is mc.laglad.ruOur website is laglad.ru

    The dimensions of the upper world are 30,000 by 30,000Dimensions of the lower world – 20,000 by 20,000Edge dimensions – 20.000 by 20.000

    What are our advantages?· Freedom of action, but some rules still need to be followed· Circular economy and the presence of an auction· Clan system· Buddy system

    From us you can purchase a donation, which in general does not violate the vanilla nature of the game and its presence will make your gameplay a little easier.

    Upper world wipes are rare, i.e. once a year – once a year and a half, or for technical reasons where a wipe is inevitable. We will definitely move all your buildings. And in the lower world and the region, wipes are carried out as the cards become clogged.

    On our server there are not and will not be any unbalanced teams (optics, creative, mute, kick, ban teams, etc.). Only the administration, as well as proven and high-quality moderation, have such advantages.

    Our administration is as loyal and responsive to players as possible, will help at any moment and will do everything to ensure that players enjoy their time on the server.

    Join our friendly community!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Mines Excavated: 3151
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!

    Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!
    Server Name Townscraft
    Overview Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.
    Quick Links Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
    In-Depth Whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events, tight-knit community, all types of players welcome, vanilla experience, honor and trust, secure and thriving community, long seasons, community events
    Application Join Discord to apply

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server without applying?

    No, you need to join the Discord community and follow the application process to join the server.

    2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on Townscraft?

    Yes, you can find the rules document in the Quick Links section. Make sure to read and understand the rules before joining.

    3. What kind of community events does Townscraft host?

    Community events can vary but may include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events.

    4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, the server has protection measures in place to prevent theft or griefing. Your creations are secure on Townscraft.

    5. How long are the server seasons on Townscraft?

    The first season lasted 20 months, and the second season lasted 30 months. The server is currently in its third season.

    6. Can I play as a solo player on Townscraft?

    Absolutely! You can choose to join an existing town, create your own town with friends, or play as a solo adventurer exploring the vast landscapes.

    7. What is the server’s stance on mods and plugins?

    Townscraft aims to maintain a vanilla experience by not having towny or claims plugins. The server focuses on player interaction and community building within the vanilla Minecraft gameplay loop.

    8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

    If you need assistance or have any questions, feel free to ask in the Discord community. The friendly community and dedicated staff are there to help you.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 New Chunks Explored: 342154
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY