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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3944 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
we also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour on the hour. just follow the rainbow trail and you’ll find yourself a shiny new gem to add to your collection.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? he’s not the best at flying yet, but he’s getting there. just hold on tight and watch out for the fireballs shooting out of his butt.
so come on over to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have this kind of craziness?