Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Animals Bred: 151
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

    If you are: 

Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

    Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

    And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

    Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

    We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6814
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Crops Grown: 2581 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8825 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Farms Harvested: 282 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3631 Zombie Dances: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Potions Brewed: 156 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2918 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 120 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Dimension Hops: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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