Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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