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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3488 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.
but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!