Adult Swims Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	1316	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9396	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Farms Harvested:	196	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	9580	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	158	Villages Defended:	8
Emeralds Found:	6260	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Villages Defended:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mines Excavated:	1583

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	533	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	3371	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	541
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	56
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8149
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	22

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4845
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ores Mined:	5054	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4060
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	476248	Herobrine Sightings:	0