Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Space-Revolut

Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to you future astronaut! Our space-themed Minecraft server is a place for survival and competition. You can explore our open world, build your own base and defend yourself against other players. Our server is divided into different clans, each with their own territory and resources. You can join an existing clan or create your own. The ultimate goal is to become the most powerful clan on the server.

We also offer you a wonderfully spatial experience! Thanks to our magnificent Texture Pack! This pack contains improved graphics and a space texture! Space content, like the Intergalactic Rocket which will allow you to travel to different planets (Update coming soon)! And new ores, new tools and much more!

Our server is equipped with plugins to improve your gaming experience. We have plugins for economy, ranks, stores, auctions, events, quests and much more. We also have a player voting system, which allows you to earn rewards by voting for our server.

Our community is welcoming and friendly. We have active moderators to ensure the security and usability of the server.

We regularly organize events for players, such as building competitions, treasure hunts and PvP tournaments.

Join our Minecraft server now and start your survival and faction adventure!

Join Space-Revolut now! Your intergalactic leader SquellyFine wishes you a good trip!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Rede Mc Dinasty

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RPG server with an oriental theme, with quests, boxes, kits, PvP Arena, builds, friends and much more.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ValhallaSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Quickland

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JCEarth

Earth

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	339846

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6672	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

Java IP (No Port Needed): coastcraft.ddns.net Bedrock IP & Port: coastcraft.ddns.net : 19132

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Potions Brewed:	49
Love Letters Sent:	10	Star Shards Collected:	130

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!