Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DJ Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us! We have many fascinating game modes as we have just had a reboot! New spawns, warps and games! Join us now on DJCraft.gamename.net!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	382887
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EngammaCraft

Factions

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MC.hypercraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome MC.hypercraft Just A Vanilla Server !!!

Ip: MC.hypercraft.pt Version: 1.13.x /1.14.x /1.15.x suport !! (VERSION 1.13.x Recomend )

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	130

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OnlineCraft.PL

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

OnlineCraft is a network of Minecraft servers that is constantly being developed. Register and join us. We have: SkyBlock, Creative and Surwiwal with automatic cuboids placed with a block.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Metropolis

Economy, Mini Games, Prison

Hello :). We are a server where you can have a lot of fun. We offer different ranks, events, different mini-games, a mining world, a property world with GS sizes of 32×32, a farm world, the End, the Nether and a. Our server team will help you immediately if you have any problems or questions and will answer your questions. We also have a Teamspeak3 server: 62.104.20.144:9996 the password is: metro. Here you can chat with us and also have the opportunity to get to know us more :). TS³-Server: 62.104.20.144:9996 Server-IP: 81.30.154.247:25565

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Kaiser or Co_Kaiser (marcel2804 – greenfrog) Feel free to come to the server and you will be helped immediately 🙂 Have fun and I hope to see you soon. Euer Metropolis Team.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Labyrinth of Sordrin

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Labyrinth of Sordrin is a colossal 3,100 x 3,100 maze filled with traps, puzzles, challenges, villages to plunder, hidden rooms and landmarks to discover and explore. It is filled with custom monsters, npc’s and hoards of treasure to discover and loot!

If you are looking for a challenge, you have found it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

i-Cool Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A Hong Kong Minecraft Server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RadialCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

RadialCraft is a Creative based server. Other then creative worlds we have got our survival world and minigames:

– Prophunt SurvivalGames TNTRun Spleef History of the server: 3 years ago, A server formed called grabcraft. It’s still running, but it’s dead. Back in the day that server was lead by Niklon and Durrant. They both been throught a lot and that ended up bad. Around a year ago Niklon took over that server and banned durrant from it. According to that he decided to make his own server, called RadialCraft. The server been through a lot, from a person called surgetheurge who decided to dump our whole ftp into the toilet, and other things such as ddoss attacks or the LOLJesusDied Object.

After all this hassle, we managed to get a suitable and stable management over the server of what it is right now. We exist over a year and we are proud! Connect/server details: ip: mc.radialcraft.org Website: www.radialcraft.org Forums: www.radialcraft.org/forum/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AcidIsland

Survival

New game! AcidIsland!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TechnoBuffalo Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

For nearly 3 years now, the technology news and review giant TechnoBuffalo has sponsored its own Minecraft multiplayer server. Over that time, much has changed with the updates released from Mojang, and we have once again changed with the times.

We are proud to share with the entirety of the Minecraft community that we are now functioning as a Hub server in which we offer: Survival, Creative, Arcade, and much more!

TechnoBuffalo is a friendly community, and would love to have you join our server and be a part of the Buffalo herd!

As an added bonus for you TechnoBuffalo fans, we often have guests such as Sean P. Aune, TechnoBuffalo’s Editor-in-Chief, and Jon Rettinger, President & Editorial Director of TechnoBuffalo, LLC.

We hope to see you soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CRAFTWORD

Creative, PvP

CRAFTWORD

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	New Chunks Explored:	226483
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Epics MiniGames

Mini Games

A server with some minigames. More minigames will be added soon! Minigames: SURVIVAL-GAMES, SPLEEF, INFECTION, PRISON, AND SURVIVAL!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MasonCraft

PvP, Survival

Hi guys My name is Predmarine The server Owner. This server is new. Just launched out to the public today. We currently have it set to 120 slots but will upgrade if needed. We also have a website http://www.mcmasoncraft.com/ Join there for updates on the server and to donate ect. We are a PVP/Raid serve. We dont have factions plugin up yet but will so in the future. We have amazing staff. Nicest people you could meet.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GhastLegion

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

* GhastLegion *

GhastLegion is a unique factions server with a great community, awesome PvP and a great community. Our server is up to date and gives every saturday at 21:00 (UTC/GMT +2 hours). There are also regularly held events.

We hope to see you on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pieties Server

PvE, Vanilla

Join our small community of masture and engaged players! We are a recent Vanilla-ish survival server looking for additional builders and friends to make the world fun and vibrant. The server features Spigot for a Vanilla-ish Minecraft experience with minimal plugins for anti-griefing as well as personal chest & property protection. Come join us as we make this new world and show off your Minecraft survival and building skills!

Rules: No griefing No hacking (flying,teleporting,speed,x-ray,etc.) No begging to become mod/admin Be respectful to other players and property Have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	104

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.