So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, if you join, you’ll be able to, like, control your emotions better and stuff. Like, if you have ADHD, this server will, like, totally help you focus and be all chill and stuff.

I heard this one kid joined the server and suddenly he could, like, do all his homework in, like, five minutes. It was insane, man. And then another kid joined and he, like, became a Minecraft master in, like, a day. It’s like magic or something, dude.

So, like, if you want to be, like, super smart and focused and stuff, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, life-changing and stuff. Trust me, dude. You won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Potions Brewed: 128
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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