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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7315 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.
but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!
