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Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FSG – |GAG| Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Classic Vanilla Server. Opened 24/7; unless a maintenance is going on, you’re always free to connect and play.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	54	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VultexPvP

PvP

VultexPvP is a small but growing 1.9 Combat PvP server. We grew with 2000 unique members within the first month! We look forward to you joining 🙂

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mailand network

Box, PvP Survival

Server IP: play.mailandnetwork.xyz

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MekaPack

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

This server is in early access but please join and have fun with friends! Enjoy Team, McMMO and more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

creative mc

Creative

come join on plot server creative https://discord.gg/FvRgCp https://discord.gg/FvRgCp ha ha ha ha hah h hHA H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	3432
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Annenniga.com

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 37.247.108.241

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5409
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wicked Worlds

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Our current community is small but active, we are looking for long term players who like the survival aspects of the game. We are expanding into minigames as well. Currently, we only have Hide and Seek.

Our Discord is: [Discord](https://discord.gg/XvWcSE3)

Current rules: * Respect Staff and Players * No griefing * No cheating of any kind * Use common sense

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	1377	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecactus

Skyblock

JOIN NAW OP SKYblock top is got champion rank! Minions custom pets cutoms generateur costom idk wht im say but his tell me the discripstion has to to be at least 100 characters long

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Smarverse.net

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Get your first 1.20 multiplayer advanture!! (additional plugins will be added soon)

Thought yourself strong?!?On smarvers.net, you cannot buy strength with money. You must be strong to survive!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Honey Hollow

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Honey Hollow is a 100% rank free survival server with an economy focused around item trading. There are towns scattered around the world which all have themed trading hubs so players can trade NPCs for items, with more being built! We also have an ever-expanding player market, so players can build their own shops and sell items for currency. Our server is 100% free to play, because we believe everyone in our community should have access to the same commands, items, etc!

We focus largely on our community’s wants and needs, and include them as much as we can when adding new things to the server. Staff is quick and easy to get ahold of if players ever have any issues, and we typically are able to fix issues right away. Our community is small, typically seeing 6-7 players on at once every day, but we’re slowly growing! We have monthly events where our players can earn in game prizes, and we reset the end monthly so loot never runs out!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Thiefmc

Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Farming, Silkspawners

ThiefMC is a 1.19 Semi-Competitive Factions server that introduces a competitive players to casual players where everyone has an equal chance at being Faction Top!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3298	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CactusCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Our server has a great community and we are looking for more active players to make it even better. We have survival and factions with lots of plugin to make the game more fun and to add more things to explore in a nearly zero lag environment. We would love to see you online!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BigGulp

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Multiplayer survival just for fun. We all kinda live far away from spawn Please no stealing, Greifing, lag machines or just bothering other people.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nuclearmc

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Discord, Economy, Events, Kit PvP, Kitbattle, No Lag, Pvpraiding

NuclearMC is a fun Crystal Based PVP shop-dupe server we are a recently released server and already have an active player-base of 10 – 30 players during our peak times. Our servers up time is very high meaning that you can enjoy the server whatever time of day or where-ever you are in the world. There is plenty of room to make new friends and improve your crystal skills in general. We are hosted in Coventry in the United Kingdom which is perfect if you are an EU player. We operate a non pay to win server as we believe it is immoral to do so. We are releasing a survival gamemode soon so if this looks like something you would like to be a part of then make sure to join using the ip: play.nuclearmc.xyz

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Surgecast

Skyblock, Survival

Surgecast is a brand new Survival and Skyblock experience, now in 1.15.2. Play Skyblock on the latest version of Minecraft and socialise with all of your friends for endless hours of fun. Lobby credit: DoomGarry

Survival mode gives you the ability to plot your own piece of land and develop your kingdom. Show to your friends and take part in an endless community for hours of fun

Skyblock puts your survival skills to the test, you are given your own island with a starter kit enabling you to expand and grow your industry!

Join the discord and become a part of this community. What are you waiting for?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4731	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.