yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.

if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Animals Bred: 140
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 844287 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Brainy Heights & Spiders

    Brainy Heights & Spiders
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

    our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

    we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PuffleLand

    PuffleLand

    This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UnBit

    UnBit

    Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 119 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8525 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3782

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Animals Bred: 158 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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