AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7478	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	7244
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3192
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5137
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3217	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Animals Bred:	195	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!