AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8439
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8677	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	8260
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3042	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Potions Brewed:	74
Ores Mined:	4229	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	5217	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crops Grown:	6085
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Farms Harvested:	942	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.