AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	3098
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Ores Mined:	4797	Enchantments Applied:	187
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magic Items Found:	5443	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	70
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1632
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	4964
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6633	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Animals Bred:	181	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6635
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

VacayVetoCraft

aita, blended family, Childbirth, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Emotional support, family dynamics, hurt feelings, husband, long tail, Marriage, parenting, Pregnancy, vacation planning, vacation request, VacayVetoCraft, Wife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server for some much-needed relaxation and fun!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life problems, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, we have a special “Baby Birth” event where you can virtually experience the joy of welcoming a new family member, without any of the stress or drama.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind! Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft world to explore?

SovreignCraft Minecraft Server

African History, African independence, African leaders, African nations, African politics, African sovereignty, Colonialism, criticism, Diplomacy, France, French colonialism, global politics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leadership, Macron, Minecraft, Politics, push back, remarks, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SovreignCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server that’s like, totally outta this world? well, let me tell ya why you gotta be a part of this epic adventure!

first off, did you know that the african leaders on this server are like, pushin’ back at Macron? yeah, that’s right! they’re all like, “nah bro, we ain’t owe our sovereignty to France!” it’s like a whole drama goin’ down in the virtual world, and you gotta be there to witness it!

plus, the builds on this server are like, next level insane. we got giant statues of llamas, pixel art of bacon, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! you won’t find this kinda creativity anywhere else, my dude.

and don’t even get me started on the mobs. we got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbow! it’s a party in every corner of this server, i tell ya.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3