AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	184
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1357
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8594	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Items Found:	2291
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	46
Buildings Constructed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchantments Applied:	172
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	574023	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	912
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3019
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

DadSeatDramaCraft

advance booking, aisle seat, Approval, Behavior, Boy, comfort, Conversation, DadSeatDramaCraft, Father, Investment, plane, Polite, Preference, reasons, refusing, Seat, Shaming, Swap, Watching, Wife, window seat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2601	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.

Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!

NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, cultural beliefs, Decision making, Drinking, family history, health, Lifestyle, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, Moderation, NoAlcohol4Me, peer pressure, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-control, smp, Sobriety, social norms, substance abuse, wellness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

Players:	98/400	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	149	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9