Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	93
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8377
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	962050
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchantments Applied:	227
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	89

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!