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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 196 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5814 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
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