A Zombie Pigman Broke My Heart SMP: Where even the mobs have relationship drama

Peace, BROKE, Friends, HACKING, relationship

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Server Overview

Server Name	A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
Server Description	Welcome to a place free of judgement, where you can be yourself and have fun without restrictions.
Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join our Discord
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	No Cheating = Perma Ban

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the rules of the server?	The only rule is no cheating. Anyone caught cheating will be permanently banned.
Can I grief and steal on this server?	Yes, you are free to grief, steal, and raid other players. However, keep in mind that cooperation and teamwork are also encouraged.
Is this an anarchy server?	Yes, this server operates on anarchy principles where players are free to do as they please, as long as they do not cheat or disrupt the gameplay for others.
Is the server suitable for children?	No, this server is marked as NSFW and not recommended for children. Parents should exercise caution.

The Most Unrealistic Thing About Minecraft SMP Long Night Was That Alys…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional dragon sighting (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Karen the Creeper who’s always causing chaos. And let’s not forget about the time we had a Karaoke Night in the Nether and accidentally summoned a demon DJ – good times!

So why join our SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where players ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters in the sky, and have dance parties with Endermen? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited tacos – trust us, it’s worth it.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, if you see Alys Karstark in armor, just go with it – anything is possible in our world.

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ToyDumpsterFireCraft

Gifts, Giving, christmas, Charity, tradition

Looking for a Minecraft server that values generosity and teaching valuable life lessons? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to donate their in-game items to those in need. Just like how one player’s daughter donated her toys to a daycare, you too can make a difference in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family drama just like in the story above. Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual relatives about parenting choices while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew virtual family gatherings could be so intense?

So come on, join our server and show off your generosity while also dealing with virtual family drama. It’s a win-win situation!

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RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

growing up, wisdom gained, tough lessons, life revelations, Lifes

Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

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MarketAttack Minecraft Server

Tragedy, Justice, market attack, Saudis, violence

so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.

oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?

and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.

so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?

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KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed

Iranian military, supreme leader, Middle East tensions, Iran nuclear deal, Proxy Forces

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.

plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.

and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.

so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

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