CraftySAFundingCut

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	1280
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2600
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

naruto-ul.xyz

CaveMC

Biomes, blocks, Brutal, CaveMC, Cheats, Clans, Competition, Competitions, Dimensions, Dungeons, Events, exploits, Hacks, media coverage, Resources, scarcity, semi anarchy, Survival, Underground, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	6030	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only World

CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire world is underground. With custom terrain, no surface, and access to all dimensions, survival is brutal, and only the toughest will thrive. Resources are scarce, and every decision matters—only the most resourceful players will endure.

What Makes CaveMC Unique?
A True Cave World – No surface, only the depths below.

Custom Vanilla Dungeons – Unique, hand-crafted dungeons filled with rewards and danger.
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay – Classic survival with a fresh, unforgiving twist.
Every single biome from Vanilla Minecraft exists underground, and all blocks are obtainable – The possibilities are endless!
Clans & Competitions – Team up with other players, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance!
Media Coverage – In-game server developments will be recorded and posted to the official Cave MC media accounts.

Only Rule: No Cheats

Play fair—hacks, exploits, or cheats are not allowed. Keep the competition real.

🔗 Join Discord Here!

Server IP: cavemc.net

Blue Ray Queen’s Hive 1.21.2

1.21.2, Blu-ray, Blu-Ray release, Blue, Cinema, classic, collector’s item, Entertainment, film, film buff, High Definition, hive, limited edition, Movie, movie collection, movie night, must have, Queen Bee, QUEENS, rare, RAY, release date, remastered, Special Edition, vintage

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered when Queen Bee is gonna drop on Blu-Ray? Well, forget about that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks, villagers that trade diamonds for dirt, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally)!

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with players battling it out for the chance to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So ditch the Blu-Ray and come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC Server

401ks, Adult, advice, aita, Communication, Confrontation, control, crash, creating boundaries, family, family dynamics, grandkids, grown adult, high pitch, independent, ParentalBoundariesMC, parents, relationships, screaming, Server, sibling’s SO, stock market

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	204
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of controlling parents and sibling’s nosy significant others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no family drama allowed.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.

Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!

Momma’s Dress Shop: No Ex-Wife Approval Needed

Approval, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Daughters, dress, dress code, ex wife, exwife, family dynamics, Fatherhood, formal dresses, Guilt, judgment, liberal, modesty, mommas, mother-in-law, Needed, parenting, Parenting styles, Religious, Shop, southern upbringing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	6985
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics that make the Real Housewives look tame.

Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!

MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods

Blockin, Boycott, consumer power, economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, export industries, global commerce, global solidarity, Goods, international relations, international trade, MapleCraft, political activism, Political protest, red, red state economy, red state exports, solidarity with Canada, State, support Canada, trade boycott, trade partnerships, trade relations, trade restrictions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Star Shards Collected:	78
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!

BooNationCraft

American anthem, Anthem, Basketball, BOOING, BooNationCraft, Canada, Canadian events, controversy, Fans, NBA, patriotism, political statement, pro sporting events, protest, public opinion, social justice, solidarity, sports, Toronto Raptors, trend, U.S. national anthem

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got creepers dat dance to da national anthem, but only da canadian won, eh. if u join, u get a free pet polar bear dat can do sick backflips. also, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out in epic 1v1 matches. and if u win, u get a golden hockey stick dat shoots fireballs. join now or miss out on all da fun, eh!

Everia Middle School

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Customization, Everia, fairytale, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, java, middle school, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	981
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!

play.everiasmp.com

CherryMC

CherryMC, community small experience loaded join discord LGBTQ+ safe world message info Java vanilla strong cater people long term loaded welcome shoot, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	471	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	10

CherryMC Server Overview

Description	A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply message the server admin for the discord info.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is a vanilla Java SMP server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mines Excavated:	1363
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	296
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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