SaltTyphoon & TreasuryHackers

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so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super lit, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the US Treasury sanctioned this chinese company cuz they were like, causing salt typhoons or something, and then there was this hacker who tried to mess with the treasury but got caught! like, how wild is that?

Join our server and be part of the madness, build your own salty typhoon or hack into the virtual treasury (just kidding, please don’t hack anything). But seriously, come join us for some epic adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality. Plus, we have free virtual snacks, so like, what more could you ask for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SnackAttackMC SMP

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Haha, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Like, the other day, we had a chicken jousting tournament and I swear, my boy Steve rode a pig like a boss. And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we had last week, it was wild.
But the best part is, we all have to change our names based on the last thing we ate. So, like, if you had a burger for lunch, your name would be BurgerBoy or something. It’s hilarious, trust me. I’m currently known as PizzaPrincess, and let me tell you, I wear that title with pride.

So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast, my dude. Let’s get this bread, literally.

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UkraineCraft vs RussiaCraft – Elon’s Hot Take!

american independence, BELIEF, British control, Conflict, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk opinions, Elon Musk quotes, Elons, geopolitical tensions, History, hot, international relations, nationalism, patriotism, Pointless, Politics, russia, RussiaCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world affairs

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for independence against the evil overlords of the digital world! Elon Musk may doubt us, but we know that our fight for freedom is anything but pointless. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to ride a virtual rocket to Mars and meet Elon Musk himself for a game of Minecraft PvP. So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for independence – because who knows, maybe one day we’ll be celebrating our victory with a virtual tea party just like the founding fathers did.

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NATO-End Minecraft Server

Defense, defense spending, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, global affairs, international relations, Merz, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATOEnd, Politics, Protection, SECURITY, Server, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, Warning

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where you can build walls around your base to protect it from trump trying to end nato protection. merz from germany is like, “yo, you gotta join this server to be prepared for the chaos that’s coming.”
we got crazy events where trump tries to invade your base with his army of chickens, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword.

join now and show trump that you ain’t scared of no wall-destroying maniac. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

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NATOocalypseEU

lol, u kno wat u shud brace for? joining dis epic minecraft server! like, u think trump is wild? wait til u see the crazy adventures u can have here!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. u team up with ur friends to build the most epic castle ever, but watch out for the evil villagers who are plotting to steal ur diamonds!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters? yea, u gonna need all ur skills to survive down there. but don’t worry, we got ur back with protection from evil forces, just like merz warned about nato.

so, if u ready for a wild ride and want to escape the craziness of real life, join us on dis minecraft server! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Past Pixel Portal

Astronomy, Cosmic, Distance, light speed, past, Perception, PHYSICS., PIXEL, Portal, relativity, Science, space time, speed of light, theory of relativity, time delay, time dilation, time distortion, time lag, time perception, time travel, time travel paradox, Universe

join this server and travel back in time faster than light speed!!! watch as dinosaurs roam the land and knights battle dragons in epic battles!!! build your own time machine and explore different eras, from ancient Egypt to the wild west!!!
but be careful, time travel can be dangerous!!! you might accidentally step on a butterfly and change the course of history forever!!! or you might end up in a world where everyone speaks in emojis and dances the macarena all day long!!!

so come join us on this crazy adventure through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!!

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Dominate The Game

Accuracy, Behavior, cognitive bias, Confidence, decision accuracy, decision confidence, Decision making, DOMINANCE, DOMINATE, Game, leadership, PERSONAL LIFE, personality traits, power dynamics, professional life, Psychology, research, self esteem, self-perception, social hierarchy, social psychology, social status

so, like, u wanna be da boss? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we all about dominance and bein’ da top dog. u gonna feel so confident in all ur decisions, even if dey ain’t always right. but who cares, cuz u gonna be da king of dis server, ruling with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond sword lol).
join us and show everyone who’s da real boss, even if u gotta make some questionable choices along da way. ain’t nobody gonna mess with u when u run dis place, trust me. so come on, what u waitin’ for? let’s dominate together and have a blast doin’ it.

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LH SMP

Adults, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama, Farms, Fun, Griefers, hackers, java, moderated, Public Servers, Relax, safe space, smp, Solo, thieves, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla

Target Audience Adults with limited time

Server Features Cozy, safe, moderated, no drama

Supported Platforms Java & Bedrock

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server’s main focus?

A: The server provides a safe and cozy space for adults to relax, build houses, and enjoy the game without worrying about griefers, thieves, or hackers.

Q: How is the server moderated?

A: The server is properly moderated to ensure a drama-free environment. There is no tolerance for disruptive behavior.

Q: Can I join the server if I play on Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock platforms are supported on this server.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Drop your Discord below and the server admin will add you to the server.

Q: Is this server open to everyone?

A: The server is specifically designed for adults with limited time and a desire for a more relaxed gaming experience.

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The Cosmic Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Cosmic, do you go there, go there, go there tag, lmcss, lmcss adventure, lmcss attraction, lmcss destination, lmcss experience, lmcss explore, lmcss journey, lmcss landmark, lmcss location, lmcss place, lmcss spot, lmcss tag, lmcss tourism, lmcss travel, lmcss trip, lmcss vacation, lmcss visit, Realm

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead.
Like, seriously, you can build your own castle and rule over all the other players like a boss.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds waiting for you to discover.

Plus, there’s a whole community of players who are just as crazy and obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join lmcss now and let the adventure begin!

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Crazy Craft Kingdom

contemplating mortality, Craft, crazy, existential crisis, inner turmoil, introspection, Kingdom, life philosophy, meaning of life, philosophical pondering, Purpose of Life, questioning existence, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Self-examination, self-existence, self-identity, self-validation, Soul searching, worthiness

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Are you ready to dive into a world where nothing makes sense and everything is upside down? Join us on this wild ride as we question our existence and ponder the meaning of life. Are you brave enough to face the chaos and madness that awaits you? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s get weird together!

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SickDayCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, Girlfriend, household dynamics, Illness, Minecraft, movies, Priorities, relationship, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, Server, sick day, SickDayCraft, television, work, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of sharing a TV with a PS5 addict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your boyfriend drama.
Our server is like a playground for adults, but without the pee and poop accidents (hopefully). We have virtual mascots that dance with you and plenty of food to keep you energized for those long gaming sessions. And the best part? You don’t have to deal with any sore throat excuses here!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a TV when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we guarantee no one will call you an asshole for wanting to watch movies on your day off. It’s a win-win situation!

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BroBroNoGo School Skipperz

7th Grade, alarm clock, BroBroNoGo, bus, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, morning commute, morning routine, parental expectations, RESPONSIBILITY, School, school attendance, school commute, school responsibility, school schedule, school transportation, sibling, sibling relationship, sibling support, Skipperz, teenage responsibility

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! Our server is so awesome, even a 7th grader can’t resist the fun (seriously, we have a 7th grader who commutes to school for an hour and still manages to play on our server).
Parents love our server because it’s so entertaining that they don’t have to worry about their kids being bored. Plus, our server is so amazing that it’s practically a responsibility for everyone to join in on the fun. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation where you have to send your little brother to school because he’s too busy playing on our server. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

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PerceptionShift – Minecraft SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a whole new world, man. The other day, I was just mining some diamonds, minding my own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started attacking me. I was like, “What the heck is going on?!” Turns out, the server admin had added a new mod that turned all the pigs into flying, fire-breathing monsters. It was insane, but also kinda awesome.
And that’s not even the craziest part. The other day, we had a massive PvP battle in the Nether, and I swear, I saw a player riding a giant chicken into battle. It was like something out of a fever dream, but it was real, man. Real.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will change your perception of life, come join us. Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans we’ll get up to next. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right?

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CraftyCrafterz: Ultimate Creation

achievement, advancement, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, Creation, creativity, Development, discovery, Evolution, History, Human, Impact, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, Science, Technology, tool, Transportation, Ultimate

Is it the wheel? Nah. Is it fire? Pfft, please. It’s obviously our Minecraft server! Why waste time with boring old inventions when you can join our server and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil llamas? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. So come on, join us and show the world that the true greatest invention is Minecraft!

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LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!
join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

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CraftyPutin2020

ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

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