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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4192 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.
we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.
but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.
come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.
