GFunk’s Stank Tank | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magic Items Found:	6590	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Enchanted Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, brown girls, bullying, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Enchanted, female bullying, girl bullying, hate crimes, Haven, intolerance, mental health, minority bullying, peer pressure, prejudice, racial bullying, racism, school bullying, Social Issues, Stereotypes, victim blaming, white girls

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	3127	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	141

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where white girls and brown girls can finally settle their differences in a virtual world.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner mean girl and show those brown girls who’s boss.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that let you throw virtual shade and gossip about each other in the chat.

Plus, our community is full of drama queens who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join now and let the girl-on-girl drama unfold in the most absurd way possible. You won’t regret it, or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

CraftyInLawExploiters

acknowledge, AITAH, anger, arguments, children, CraftyInLawExploiters, family, Father, feelings, grandchildren, home, in-laws, misunderstanding, MONEY, profit, Purchase, real estate, Recoup, renting, Upset, wrong

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of family drama and real estate disputes? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without any in-laws getting in the way! No need to worry about shady land deals or arguments over property prices, just pure building fun!

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without any interference from pesky family members trying to profit off of you. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama and a place where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and leave all the real estate troubles behind! Build your dream home, make new friends, and never have to deal with awkward family conversations about property prices ever again. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than arguing with your in-laws over land ownership.

PandemicCraft

adaptation, adjustments, Challenges, changes, Global, health crisis, Impact, Life, long-term effects, new normal, normalcy, pandemic, PandemicCraft, post-pandemic, Recovery, resilience, return to normal, Routines, society, transformation, uncertainty

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the pandemic! Our server is like a magical portal to a world where toilet paper never runs out and social distancing is just a myth.

Imagine a place where you can build a fortress out of hand sanitizer bottles and battle against mobs of toilet paper hoarders. Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Mask of Immunity, rumored to protect its wearer from all viruses and germs.

But beware, rumors say that a group of anti-maskers have taken over a village and are spreading misinformation about the pandemic. Will you be the hero that sets things right and restores peace to the land?

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing contagious is laughter!

CraftyPandaEU

Beijing, China, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyPandaEU, Diplomacy, economic growth, EU, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical stability, global politics, international relations, Partnership, Peace, relations, Stability, strategic alliance, Trade, turbulent world, Unity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas out of blocks and ride dragons into battle against evil creepers. our server is so lit, it will bring more stability to the turbulent world of minecraft. join us and become a master builder, creating insane structures that will make even the ender dragon jealous. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends from all over the world. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

blow on food, Blowers, blowing on food, blowing on food to cool, blowing on food to cool down, blowing on food to cool it, blowing on food to eat, blowing on hot food, Chewers, Chewing, cooling down food, cooling food, dining etiquette, eating habits, Food, food cooling methods, food cooling techniques, food etiquette, food temperature, Hashafashsha, hot, Hot Food, table manners

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	967	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	179	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	9570	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3049	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!