HairyManMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Quest 1.21

contemplating, contemplation, ETERNAL, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, pondering, Quest, reconsideration, reconsidering, reconsidering the past, reflecting on the past, Reflection, Reminiscing, returning, Revisiting, Revisiting memories, revisiting the past, second chances, second thoughts, thinking about the past

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has more epic builds than a castle made of cake. Plus, the players are cooler than a polar bear wearing sunglasses in a snowstorm. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re more addictive than eating a whole stack of golden apples. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and never look back!

ExGFpaybackCraft

Asylum, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, ex, ex-fiancé, ex-partner, ExGFpaybackCraft, finance, immigration, International, loan, long distance, MONEY, relationship, social media, Trust, Visa

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my ex-fiancé? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and of course, diamonds!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to drop a diamond block every time it’s defeated. Can you imagine the wealth you could amass by taking down that beast?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs an ex-fiancé when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Plus, we promise not to block you after transferring any in-game currency. 😉

Enchanted Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, brown girls, bullying, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Enchanted, female bullying, girl bullying, hate crimes, Haven, intolerance, mental health, minority bullying, peer pressure, prejudice, racial bullying, racism, school bullying, Social Issues, Stereotypes, victim blaming, white girls

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	7936
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where white girls and brown girls can finally settle their differences in a virtual world.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner mean girl and show those brown girls who’s boss.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that let you throw virtual shade and gossip about each other in the chat.

Plus, our community is full of drama queens who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join now and let the girl-on-girl drama unfold in the most absurd way possible. You won’t regret it, or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

CraftyInLawExploiters

acknowledge, AITAH, anger, arguments, children, CraftyInLawExploiters, family, Father, feelings, grandchildren, home, in-laws, misunderstanding, MONEY, profit, Purchase, real estate, Recoup, renting, Upset, wrong

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of family drama and real estate disputes? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without any in-laws getting in the way! No need to worry about shady land deals or arguments over property prices, just pure building fun!

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without any interference from pesky family members trying to profit off of you. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama and a place where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and leave all the real estate troubles behind! Build your dream home, make new friends, and never have to deal with awkward family conversations about property prices ever again. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than arguing with your in-laws over land ownership.

PandemicCraft

adaptation, adjustments, Challenges, changes, Global, health crisis, Impact, Life, long-term effects, new normal, normalcy, pandemic, PandemicCraft, post-pandemic, Recovery, resilience, return to normal, Routines, society, transformation, uncertainty

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the pandemic! Our server is like a magical portal to a world where toilet paper never runs out and social distancing is just a myth.

Imagine a place where you can build a fortress out of hand sanitizer bottles and battle against mobs of toilet paper hoarders. Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Mask of Immunity, rumored to protect its wearer from all viruses and germs.

But beware, rumors say that a group of anti-maskers have taken over a village and are spreading misinformation about the pandemic. Will you be the hero that sets things right and restores peace to the land?

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing contagious is laughter!

CraftyPandaEU

Beijing, China, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyPandaEU, Diplomacy, economic growth, EU, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical stability, global politics, international relations, Partnership, Peace, relations, Stability, strategic alliance, Trade, turbulent world, Unity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas out of blocks and ride dragons into battle against evil creepers. our server is so lit, it will bring more stability to the turbulent world of minecraft. join us and become a master builder, creating insane structures that will make even the ender dragon jealous. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends from all over the world. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

blow on food, Blowers, blowing on food, blowing on food to cool, blowing on food to cool down, blowing on food to cool it, blowing on food to eat, blowing on hot food, Chewers, Chewing, cooling down food, cooling food, dining etiquette, eating habits, Food, food cooling methods, food cooling techniques, food etiquette, food temperature, Hashafashsha, hot, Hot Food, table manners

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6951	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7731

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	129
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5357
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

Players:	105/100	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Farms Harvested:	556	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1