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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9509 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Animals Bred: | 36 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!