LockdownCraft SMP – Quarantine & Mine! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Farms Harvested:	589	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8440	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Votes:	8410
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Towns Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7437
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ores Mined:	5425
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	102/200	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchantments Applied:	223	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6