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Enchanted Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alluring, animated beauty, animated character, animated crush, attractive, Azula, CONFIDENT, dream girl, Enchanted, FANTASY, fantasy girl, finding love, masturbating, Nice, perfect, potential girlfriend, Powerful, Realms, seductive, self pleasure, Sexy, strong woman

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you find a potential GF as fire as this version of Azula? I mean, she’s like the perfect mix of crazy and hot, just like your ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, this server is way better than your ex, trust me. Plus, you can start practicing your flirting skills by…uh…masturbating? Yeah, that’s it. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and find your very own Minecraft Azula!

CraftyCossacks

aggression, annexation, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, land seizure, military intervention, political instability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine, US government

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Villages Defended:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

haha, ukraine better watch out cuz our server is so lit, they might lose all their russian land in minecraft too! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, who knows, maybe you’ll become the ruler of all the minecraft lands just like ukraine tried to do in real life 😂🔥🚀 #minecraftdrama #russianlandgrab #joinusnow

Fennoswedish Realm 1.20.4

#Finns, 1.20.4, acceptance, Boyfriend, Commitment, Cultural differences, fennoswedes, Fennoswedish, forgiveness, half-beast, Human, love, loyalty, monolingual, Promise, Realm, relationship, self worth, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	175	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where Fennoswedes are the rulers and monolingual Finns are just peasants!

We promise a world where your Fennoswedish boyfriend can keep his promises, but if he breaks them, don’t worry, we got your back!

Experience the thrill of being a half-beast in a world where Fennoswedes reign supreme!

Join now and see why Fennoswedes are better than monolingual Finns! <3

TabooDesires Minecraft SMP

controversial desires, forbidden cravings, forbidden desires, hidden desires, Minecraft, nonconformity, personal boundaries, secret wishes, smp, social acceptance, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal restrictions, societal rules, suppressed desires, taboo desires, taboo topics, TabooDesires, unconventional desires, unconventional needs., unconventional wants

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2331	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of servers, but without the grail, just blocks and stuff. So like, you know how in real life it’s not cool to steal stuff? Well on this server, it’s totally acceptable! Like, you can just go around taking people’s diamonds and they can’t even get mad at you, it’s the law of the land or something.

And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs hang out and throw wild parties. I heard they have a DJ sheep spinning tunes and everything. It’s like the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, you gotta be in the know to get an invite.

Oh, and did I mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land? Yeah, apparently if you defeat it, you get a magical feather that lets you fly around the server like a majestic bird. I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of chaos and shenanigans, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all your stuff and maybe get turned into a block by a wizard or something. It’s all part of the fun, bro.

RabbitWorld – New Year’s wipe has passed! Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, new years, OWNER, passed, Personal, RabbitWorld, Server, wipe

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

The owner of the “RabbitWorld – New Year’s wipe has passed” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

rabbitworld.detvestiworld.fun

MysticCraft – EnigmaVerse 1.21

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

OMG, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro! Join now for a chance to chat with the craziest peeps ever! We’re talking about singing baubau, 3D debuts, and merch that will blow your mind! Plus, there’s some nsfw and VN/anime list for all you wild ones out there. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come join the madness now! #MinecraftMadness #CrazyChatting #Baubauforlife

Drive Thru Minecraft Kids

Car Insurance, DRIVE, Drivers license, driving age, driving laws, driving privileges, driving regulations, driving restrictions, emerging generation, future drivers, Gen alpha, Kids, legally drive, Minecraft, next generation, Places, road rules, road safety, traffic laws, Transportation, underage drivers, Young drivers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where gen alpha kids can drive virtual cars without gettin’ in trouble wif da law. we got virtual driver’s ed classes and virtual traffic cops to make sure dem kiddos stay safe on da road. plus, we got virtual road rage tournaments where you can battle it out wif other players in epic car chases. so hop on dis server and let’s hit da virtual highway, baby!

Eye SMP

16+, Backpacks Add-on, cross-platform, discord chat, elemental bending, Eye, Forest Craft Add-on, Lore, Mods, Money Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on, Op items, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Realms, rules, smp, Story

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	131	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Minecraft Realm Overview

Platform	Cross Platform
Age Requirement	16+
Features	SMP Type Realm with Elemental Bending Factions, Storyline, Money Add-on, Forest Craft Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Element Bending Add-on, Backpacks Add-on, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on
Owner’s Role	Responsible for building lore and ensuring rules are followed, cannot give items or creative mode
End Portals	Disabled to slow game progression and tied to realm lore

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft realm?

A: The realm will be open in the next 1-3 days. Please join the discord chat for updates on joining.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow in the realm?

A: Rules will be constantly updated within the realm to ensure a positive gameplay experience. Examples include no extremely overpowered items that ruin the experience.

Q: Can the Owner give players items or creative mode?

A: The Owner cannot give anyone anything or give creative mode to maintain fairness in the realm.

Q: What add-ons are included in the realm?

A: Money Add-on, Forest Craft Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Element Bending Add-on, Backpacks Add-on, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on.

Endless Quests Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., best mmorpg, competitive gameplay, Endless, Futuristic technology, game development, Game Mechanics, Gaming Awards, gaming industry, gaming innovation, gaming trends, immersive experience, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, player community, player-engagement, Quests, Realm, role-playing game, top mmorpg, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	266

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like the holy grail of MMORPGs in 2024.

First off, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. I mean, who wouldn’t want to ride around on a bacon-powered death machine?

And get this, the dungeons are actually giant disco balls where you have to dance your way to victory. It’s like a rave party mixed with a battle royale, but way more epic.

Oh, and did I mention the boss battles? You literally have to challenge a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s like fighting Colonel Sanders on steroids.

Join this server if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, reality-bending, meme-tastic MMORPG of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyTimeWasters

CraftyTimeWasters, creative hobbies, Effective time management, efficiency, goal-setting, healthy distractions, learning new things, mindfulness, personal development, procrastination, Productive procrastination, productivity, self improvement, skill development, Time management, time management tips, time optimization, time well spent, time-wasting activities, Time-wasting strategies, work-life balance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while avoiding creepers and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make even the most seasoned player drool with envy. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, challenging players to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, causing chaos and mayhem that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a sneaky Enderman might be lurking around the corner, ready to steal your precious diamonds.

SlovakEnergyWarsMC

accuses, cross-border relations, diplomatic conflict, eastern europe, Energy Cooperation, energy front, energy security, european politics, european union, foreign policy, gas supply, geopolitical tensions, government relations, international relations, Natural Gas, political tension, regional stability, SlovakEnergyWarsMC, Slovakia, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	2390	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, bro! we got zelenskyy accusing slovakia of opening a second energy front against ukraine, like whaaat? that’s some crazy drama right there, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony… well, except when we’re battling it out in epic pvp battles, of course!

come join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knows, you might even uncover some ancient secrets hidden within the depths of our world. but be warned, there are some seriously spooky mobs lurking around every corner, so watch your back!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories together. trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? let’s get crafting, my dudes!

Pooperclip Quest 1.21.2

1.21.2, black ops, Classified, covert operation, covert ops, Espionage, espionage thriller, government conspiracy, Infiltration, intelligence, long tail tag, mission accomplished, Operation Pooperclip, Pooperclip, Quest, secret agent, secret mission, special forces, stealth, Surveillance, top secret, undercover, Underway, waking up

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crops Grown:	9482
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Lol join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Operation Pooperclip going on! Wake up sheeple, it’s time to poop and clip like never before!

We got secret missions, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of poop jokes waiting for you!

Don’t be a noob, join us and be part of the most epic poop-tastic experience in Minecraft history!

Who needs sleep when you can be pooping and clipping all day long on our server?

Join now and become a legendary pooperclipper in the world of Minecraft!

FlaminCraft: Korean Runway Disaster

air travel, Airport accident, airport security, Aviation (Industry), aviation disaster, CASUALTIES, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, FlaminCraft, international incident, investigation, Korean, national news, passenger plane, plane crash, Plane fire, rescue operation, runway, Runway skid, Safety Measures, south korea, South Korean airport, Tragedy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where planes be burstin’ into flames left and right! we promise our server is plane crash free, unless you count the time a pig flew too close to the sun and crashed into a mountain. but don’t worry, we have insurance for that.

our server is so lit, it’s like a runway on fire! but don’t worry, we have firefighters on standby to put out any flaming pigs or exploding creepers. join us and build your own runway, or maybe a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun. the possibilities are endless, just like the flames on that runway in south korea.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave the real world behind, where planes be burstin’ into flames and pigs be flyin’ too close to the sun. it’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t end up crashin’ and burnin’ like those poor souls in south korea.

Smoke-Free City

2019 study, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular mortality, city, environmental tobacco smoke, global study, health risks, Heart Disease, heart health, mortality rate, non-smokers, passive smoking, public health, secondhand smoke, secondhand smoke deaths, secondhand smoke effects, secondhand smoke exposure, SmokeFree, smoking, Stroke, stroke risk, tobacco

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

yo, so like, if you wanna avoid that secondhand smoke mess and save yo heart, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! we got magical smoke-free zones where you can build yo dream castle without worrying about dying from heart disease or stroke! plus, rumor has it that if you build a diamond throne, you’ll be protected from all smoke-related deaths FOREVER! so come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody got time for secondhand smoke drama on this server!

SphereMC

Active, ATMTeam, build battle, Community, Dedicated, Difficulty, Download, h.., jo, join us, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Neoforge, Promise, Quality, RAM Recommendation, Server, SphereMC, Version

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	252	Emeralds Found:	6321
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server: SphereMC

Features	Quality Dedicated Server
	Active Community
	Version 1.21.1
	Modpack: All the Mods 10
	Using NEOFORGE

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

Started out as a private pack for friends
Includes basics with newer or lesser-known mods
Using NeoForge and on version 1.21
Continually adding new mods for stability
Does not contain all mods

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I download the modpack?	Simple and quick download available.
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts.
What is the recommended RAM for the server?	Minimum 6GB of RAM recommended.

Join Us Today!

Join SphereMC and be part of our active community. Click here to join Discord

Players:	98/400	Votes:	7837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2