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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Emeralds Found:	4740	Divine Spears Created:	13
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4593	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Void Armor Forged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	92	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Votes:	3758	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Star Shards Collected:	215
Players Killed by Monsters:	3838	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magic Items Found:	4408
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2627	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	654	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2871
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crops Grown:	8528	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.