| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8510 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3491 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5574 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Votes: | 1329 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6990 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5847 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8804 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2502 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9880 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2831 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5787 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3335 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1945 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 876 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5709 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4352 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7263 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 173 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 283 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 115 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9905 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1347 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
