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Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP
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Players: 108/200 Votes: 9369
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Astral Projections Made: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

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