My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	3582	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	1993
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1110	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	134
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	996438
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5344

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Farms Harvested:	133
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6480

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!

What is the IP for Lady Luck HQ Minecraft Server?

betting big in vegas, big win, Casino, casino games, gambling on slots, high limit room, high limit slots, how to play slot machines, jackpot, jackpot in vegas, lady, lady luck, Lady luck hq, lady luck slots, Las Vegas, las vegas slots, las vegas vlogger, live slot play, live slot play at casino, LUCK, lucky slots today, massive jackpot, Minecraft, real life casino, Server, slot channel, Slot machine, slot machine win, slots today, vegas slot machines, vegas vlog, Venetian, what to play in las vegas

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Lady Luck HQ is a popular social media influencer known for her gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a passion for casino games and a knack for big wins, she has gained a large following for her entertaining and engaging videos. Lady Luck HQ showcases her gaming adventures, big wins, and strategies for success in the world of gambling, making her a go-to source for anyone interested in the casino and gaming industry.

Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, lamp, lamp survival, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

tu.vanilla-box.ru

Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1928
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	211	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Emeralds Found:	533

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.