My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can battle with cosmic ninjutsu inscriptions and exorcise lunar vileslayer scrolls? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and redeemable codes that will blow your mind. We’ve got characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen ready to join you on your wildest Minecraft journey yet.

Don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility – these banners will have you feeling worrisome, blissful, and abundant all at once.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the FeixiaoFiles and become a legendary Minecraft master!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Wizg’s Magical Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server in existence! Are you brave enough to join us on our ghost wife edition? Our featured banner is none other than the Wanderer Princess Lanaville, who will guide you through the spooky adventures that await.

Official wiki? We got it. But beware, the information may be haunted by ghostly whispers.

Looking for a fanguide? Look no further than our JP fanguide, where players share their tips and tricks for surviving in this ghostly realm.

And don’t forget to exchange friend codes with other players, because you never know when you’ll need a ghostly companion to help you out of a sticky situation.

Join us on this server for a hauntingly good time, where every corner holds a new ghostly surprise. Just be sure to bring your ghost repellent, because you never know when a ghost wife might try to haunt you for eternity.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9446
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2669	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RISeWORLD Minecraft server

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⭐ Welcome to the RiseWORLD server! ⭐

Free VIP for all newbies!

Survival on version 1.21! ⚡

Clans! Auction! Ultra Gadgets! Meteorites?

Mini Games! Sudoku! Billiards! Snake! Sapper! Right in Minecraft!

Fight, survive, explore the world!

Carefully! Precipitation in the form of meteorites is possible! ☄

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	167	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Late Night Socials Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server for some late-night socials that will make your pickaxe spin! Our community is so lively, you’ll forget that it’s actually 3am in real life.

We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where creepers are the DJ’s and zombies are the dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best blocky dance moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed!

So come join us for some late-night shenanigans and make memories that will have you laughing until the sun comes up (literally, because who needs sleep anyway?). See you in the virtual world, fellow night owls!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Wild Assault Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated battle with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Don’t worry, our custom Wild Assault class will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time. Choose from classes like the Llama Lord, who can summon an army of spitting llamas to do their bidding, or the Dolphin Diva, who can swim faster than a speeding bullet (or at least faster than a regular dolphin).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Duck can turn any block into a block of pure diamond, so start searching those ponds and lakes ASAP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie pigmen – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	216	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Existence Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering around in the void of life with no purpose? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the existential dread! Join us and embark on a journey filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your own virtual world and escape the mundane reality of existence.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine prancing around with majestic llamas in tutus, creating the most epic dance routines the Minecraft world has ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a clan of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the emptiness of existence, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama dance-off).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

No. 16120221 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers wear top hats.

Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? That’s right, these chickens are not your average cluckers – they can build epic redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours – it’s a real hootenanny!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a talented and passionate musician known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. With a unique blend of folk and indie rock influences, Here’s Johnny has captivated audiences with his emotional performances and relatable music. Based in Los Angeles, he continues to push boundaries and connect with listeners through his authentic storytelling and powerful melodies.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, banter, blocky, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server where you can join a wacky cast of characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Dancing Deer.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura the Funky Fox, Shisui the Sassy Squirrel, and Tenma the Terrifying Tiger. And don’t forget about Pipkin the Prancing Panda, Kaneko the Kooky Koala, and Dizzy the Daring Dragon.

Join this server for epic adventures, hilarious antics, and maybe even a dance-off with Ember the Energetic Elf or a baking competition with Komachi the Crazy Cat. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure hidden by the mysterious Runie the Rambunctious Raccoon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	2093	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Imagine if he had two all-stars on his team Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players riding pigs into battle. Yes, you read that right – pigs! And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are two all-stars on this server who are basically Minecraft gods. One of them can tame creepers and ride them like horses, while the other can turn any block into a block of pure gold with just a touch.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built an entire city out of TNT, only to blow it up every Friday night for fun? Or a group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshiping the almighty chicken?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	56	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418