Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

    > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

    We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

    Gone to Craft Minecraft Server
    If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

    But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

    So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3639 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Mines Excavated: 1022

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

    TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

    You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

    Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

    The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

    There is also a plot on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 263 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Falling into the Void: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Villages Defended: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty SMP Advice Giver

    Crafty SMP Advice Giver
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

    Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

    So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

    iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

    On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

    So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

    >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 78 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

    But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

    But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

    But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

    And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2392 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 112
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP

    Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

    2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

    3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

    4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

    5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

    6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

    7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

    8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

    9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

    10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2032
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    vanilla server where you can relax and just play

    we have custom generation

    good admin

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

    Mirror Magic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1268 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 456
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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