Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Crops Grown: 4945 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4085
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Villages Defended: 11
    Magic Items Found: 2009 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 95
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Emeralds Found: 3905 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Villages Defended: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 343 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6038 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Enchantments Applied: 94
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Runes Activated: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Farms Harvested: 513
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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