Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
Towns Built: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Potions Brewed: 63
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2576 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Animals Bred: 60 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Farms Harvested: 715 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Emeralds Found: 1278

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Potions Brewed: 111 Gods Slained: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Chimeras Created: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Crops Grown: 9208 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Farms Harvested: 745 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mines Excavated: 1375
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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