Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Farms Harvested: 274 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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