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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 12
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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