CraftyCanuckKremlinNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Shell Swap Sisters

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mainstay

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You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	223
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	232170	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	111	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VomitVibesCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	451
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1721
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3977	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2