Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 811007 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Crops Grown: 9372 Zombie Dances: 6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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