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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 450 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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