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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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