Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
Void Gems Collected: 22 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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