Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 33

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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