Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 38 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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