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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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