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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Falling into the Void: 0
Dragon Scales Harvested: 349 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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