PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	667600	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	394300	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	878
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8214	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Zombie Dances:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Potions Brewed:	133	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Potions Brewed:	148	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9508
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	227
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6729	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Crops Grown:	2170
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.