Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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