Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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